Another Thing about Victorians

If there's one thing Brett and I know, it's how to be awesome. Actually, it's probably how weird Victorians are.

Sarah: ugh, victorians are so stupid

Brett: i KNOW!

Brett: so preachy

Brett: and dismal

Brett: and awful

Sarah: "you know what else i'm going to do, besides get pregnant and never eat? i'm going to go tromping about outside when it is cold and raining, looking for some dude who is not my baby daddy."

Sarah: "and then i'm going to die."

Brett: you just saved a bunch of kids the trouble of having to read every book written by a woman before 1930

Another thing about Victorians: they're incredibly fertile.